LameShow

2006-09-24T07:00:00.000-07:00

its been a long time since i crap again. now adays very stressed. i now seldom crap lers. coz of my studies and +somemore+ things.
haiyo. i in LONGSHENG, my lion dance team de name. wa sai. yesturday, which was 23sep2006. we got go you keng. i was the back of the lion. haha so fun. and i get to perform the head for awhile. bout 5-10mins. LOL. that was a long day. aft going to 2 places, the last place we go was GEYLANG. we did not go there to find *POPOKEH* lol. which means PROSTITUTE. we went there to perform XD. it was so fun. but we did not perform in the name of LONGSHENG. coz other ppl was hiring us ytd. so we wore WUZHONG's liondance uniform. haha. i prefer LONGSHENGS uniform. even thou our uniform are simpler, but i'm LONGSHENG's gina, haha. i juz joined in for a week or two den i got a SHIMEI liaos.. haha. i got good brothers there =)

ytd. aft you keng, we went to eat. after we ate, it is bout 12pm late at nite liaos. den we still go JURONG de new lan shop play com for 2hours. haha!! that was damn cheap. coz the shop juz open and promotion was on. JUST $1 for 1 hour LOLs!! so good ehhs!! =) den we all play C-S together. LOL i use AWP chiong all de way till no money. so i buy carbine with onli 30bullets. -.- how to kill ppl. but god blessed me. LOL i use 30 bullet kill 4ppl and won the match LOL. 3headshots. =x
hahas. alright end here ler. if got crap i'll crap again de. now damn tired.
SIGH... bye.. =))

2006-09-21T06:36:00.000-07:00

LOL. today damn funny. after PE lesson, we was at canteen eating noodles. LOL. den suddenly MDM TANK(FAT TANKER) came. LOLz.. at first he caught my fren, sebastian for long hair. den i was giving her face mahh.. so i look down and eat. den later she shouted, : "ALL OF YOU LOOK UP!"
OF COZ i'm DAMN buaysong larhs. den i look up to her. den she ask me,roy and sebastian to go look for her STRAIGHT AFTER we finish our lunch. becoz there were quite alot of ppl around. so i juz give her face. i don quarrel with her loh.. den after she left, we heck care her lorh. we juz go to our klass.
TMD she go call my form teacher ask me go find her. den of coz i bo bian, give my form teacher face mahhs.. i juz go find her loh.
because (NT)'s students are taking N Levels mah. den she was the invigilator. me and my frens waited for her outside the hall(the place that NLVL was taken place at)lol zzz. den we wait for around 5-10mins. she finalli came! so long leiis..!!!
she ask us go down to her staff room. den she threw a dictionary to me and asked me to CHECK THE MEANING OF "DEFIANCE". LOL.
den i threw the dictionary back to her. and said "KNN, u think i duno wad is defiance izzit? NB. defiance is to do wad we're not supposed to do even if we were warned of told to do so lah. idiot"
HER face was like damn angry. she said to me "you can get a stroke of cane for this you know?? your hair, defiance and tucking out of shirts we get you demerit points plus caning."
wad i told her was " u think i scared caning izzit? KNN. come cane me lah! den she was damn angry. she took out her cane. it was damn damn damn think. i think that was used to WHACK a PRISONER lol.. diaoz... den i saw the cane den i hao lian to her. i tell her to whack harder. not to soft plz... LOLs.. den she was about to cane me. we i suddenli get somethink like SOME SORT OF GREAT STRENGTH! i snatched her cane away and i broke her cane into 2(halfs).

SHE WAS DAMN SHOCKED! she look at me as if i'm some sort of MONSTER IN AN OUTRAGE. my eyes were glowing in red. and suddenly, SHARP THORNS BEGAN TO grow on my back. my CLAW GROWED. i became a monster. I had a special BIG pocket like DO-RE-MON on my stomach part. i at first veri angry wad.. i decide to use my CLAW to SCRATCH mdm tank's face 1. but i scared tat she shoot her CANON at me. YOU KNOW, SHE WAS A TANK(THOSE WAR, BIG BIG TANK) lol. OF COZ NOT FISH TANK LOL!
i suddenli remembered that tank's defence and ammor is very strong, thats wad i saw ingame.LOL. one idea suddenly just go through my MIND. i can drag her SKIRT up and throw one GRENADE into her pussy. the impact will be damn damn great. she'll just mailto:!@$%&$#*

so i took out a grenade out of my MAGIC POCKET(the one that is located at my stomach) at first i feel the pocket. but NTH came out! i was forcing myself. and suddenly, i felt something. it was something more like a round shape. but its not round. i can feel it. i took out, it was a GRENADE. i immediatly did as i planed. i dragged up her skirt and threw the grenade straight to her pussy. she was not reacting very fast, so i could drag her skirt and throw it in her pussy while she sill cannot act. i CONFIRM 101% GO INSIDE HER PUSSY one! budden, the grenade were reflected back.
i finally realize, her pussy was a fake 1. OMG. so disgusting!!! den i thought of another plan. i decided to try that GRENADE plan once more. now the aiming is not at the pussy. its her ASS***E! OMG. i'm such a genius!!!
i picked up the grenade, once again, i dragged up her skirt and i threw it in her ASS***E. while i was throwing the grenade, i was shouting "FIRE IN THE HOLE! TAKE SHELTER!!!" everyone in the HOD office immediatly push themself to the floor so they might not injure their head. mdm TANK IMMEDIATLY BURST! BOMB! in the end i stood up, i was being morphed back into a normal human. everyone the witnessed that incident clapped their hands and cheered loudly. i then became a hero so my school. hahaha..

2006-09-20T03:12:00.000-07:00

TODAY. 20sept!
hahax. aft school we went to gym. i saw thinking of slimming myself down.. LOLs. paid student price, $1.50.(quite cheap eh?)
i went in. saw an LAO AH PEK. he was quite muscular but den his meat is like VERI OLD (LAO LAO one) LOLz.i'm so bad XD
at first i look at him. i was thinking, "wa. so old still so muscular,, not bad leiis.."
he came up to me.he told me: "OI. you look wad look? nv c before handsome and musculer MAN izzit??"

LOL. of coz i was like, "WTF?!" i was thinking that his not bad and he so xialan with me.
den i challenge him to a GYM WORKOUT. at first, we challenged RUNNING. the 1 that can survive longer shall win the first match. the 1 that give up and stop running first shall lose the first match. we ran for 45mins. i was tired!phew! he look tired too. but he just wont give up.later i decide to do some trick on him. i SHOUTED "OMG A BIG GREY RAT!" while pointing at the running machine he was running on.
HE got a shock! he immediatly jump out of the machine. he climb on top of me and said to me, "KOR KOR PROTECT ME!! PLZ KOR KOR!!! ='((" he look as if he was a gay.
SO i won the first match. LOL easy ehhs?? =))
lol..second match.. push ups. he was doing pretty fast. when he had done 20, i'm onli at 15. when he reach 100, i'm at 98. den he started to slow down. when i realized that he slowed down, i pushed myself damn damn hard so that i can catch up with him. when he was 105 i was 104. GETTING PRETTY CLOSE!! =)) den he finally gave up. he had done 107. but i isn't done yet! i keep on doing until i had done 486push ups. to me its quite easy. LOL.

WHEN I CHALLENGED HE TO THE 3RD ROUND, HE IMMEDIATELY STOPPED ME. HE TOLD ME IN A WEAK AND SOFT VOICE. PL..L..Z.. DON..'T........T..T.ORTU..REE... M.M.EEE.. ANNYY...MO..RR...EEE. PL..Z!!

i took pity on him. budden i must complete the 3 round. i cannot let him go just like this! i told him i'm not lettin him go. he kneeled down infront of me. begged me.. tell me to let a OLD GUY go.. hais.. of coz i bo bian larhhs. so i let him off loh.. haiyo. he thanked me immediatly and ran off as fast as he could.

LOL.just now i heard the news. 1 OLD GUY jumped of the building. i'm not sure if its him. if its him den its too bad. but i hope it won be him. aft all, his just a old froggey. to be frank. i saw him peeking at gals and woman that are in the gym toilet. LOL! that should teach him a lesson =))

NOw, ppl in the gym called me GOD OF GYM. everyone wants to as me to train them. haiyo. got 1 guy paid me 50million SGD just for one lesson. but i rejected. because, i teach ppl is not for money, he must be sincered enough.. LOL. GAYZ>.<

2006-09-19T02:23:00.000-07:00

yoyoyo...summ3rboyz back here. haha.

LOL... today no crap happens in school. budden i that time got one thing that happen to me... lolz. Me,Ronald,kevin and Sebastian was outside the STAFF ROOM den, suddenly that mdm ZAINAB came.at first she caught sebastian for his long hair, den still dare to scold sebastian "BLOODYHELL". i was pissed off by something earlier that day. Den she came to provoke me. She said to me
MDM ZAINAB:"Why is your hair so long?!?"
ME : "YOUR PROBLEM IZZIT? KNN, U CARE SO MUCH FOR WAD?"
MDM ZAINAB:"Is this DEFIA..C(Before she could finish her sentence, i said "SHUTTUP YOU BITCH!".)
Of coz she was damn angry and she Speaked to me in a BUAY SONG MANNER. she said : "Are you looking for a stroke of caning from me? if its so, one is coming down to you."
Me:"KNN you think i scared ah?" den i ask her for a basketball 1 on 1 match.
She agreed to it. and we proceeded to the basketball court.
to my surprise, everyone was cheering for her. no one was cheering for me. I WAS LIKE "WTF?!?"
how come i no supporter one??
someone came to me and told me she was from NBA. OMG! Shivers was send down to my spine. i'm afraid that i'll lose.

THE MATCH BEGAN...
At first, she let me start the ball first, then, i shot a 3 pointed shot and i MISSED the shot. She got the rebound. i was blocking her as she was doing some stun. i think shes trying to scare the wit out of me so that i will give up. BUT I WONT!
she did a 180 degree turning + fake. she passed through me. and she did a lay out and scored.
and the match continued.
When half time came, i was resting alone at the canteen. everyone was staring at me. because i onli scored 3 balls. while zainab scored 11 balls..
and the 2nd half continued, i was DEPRESSED. i was thinking that should i give up now?

SUDDENLY...
RONALD JUMP OUT AND ENCOURAGED ME NOT TO GIVE UP. HE WAS TELLING ME : "DON'T GIVE UP OR YOU'LL REGRET FOR LIFE!"
I AGREED WITH HIM. AS I LOOKED INTO ZAINAB EYES, SHE WAS SHOWING ME A VERY AGGORANT AND LANJIAO FACE. MY BLOOD BOILS TO THE MAX LIMIT..

AS THE MATCH BEGAN, I WAS THINKING "I CAN DO IT! I CAN DO IT! I CAN DO IT!"
I DID A 360 DEGREES TURNING + HANG(IN THE AIR FOR 8SECOND) AND I DID A SLAMDUNK! ZAINAB FACE WAS STILL VERY LANJIAO. SHE MUST BE THINKING I'LL DEFITNATELY LOSE TO HER. MY BLOODBOILS TO MORE THAN MY LIMITS. I DID A AIR BALL THROW FROM THE 3 POINTER SHOT AND I JUMP IN THE AIR AND GRABBED THE BALL AND I DID A SLAMDUNK AGAIN!
NOW THE MATCH WAS GETTING SERIOURS.

SCORE: me:5SHOTSIN
zainab: 11SHOTSIN
THE DIFFERENCE WAS 6SHOTS.

SUDDENLY, all the supporters of zainab turned to me and started to cheer for me. i was in a high spirit back than. i pull the score from 5-11 to now, 12-12.there is 30seconds left! onli 1 more score to win her! there is no time left! i turn and rushed to the board and did a BACK SLAM! omg its unbelivable!
when the match ends, mdm zainab kneel down infront of me. she apologized to me and said she wanna pour me a cup of tea to prove her sincerity. i took the cup of tea and threw it towards her face. she cried. and she pleaded me to take her as my diciple. And of coz,i did not agree to it. i asked her :"i tout u from NBA one? why so weak??" her answer was that she's onli a NBA toilet cleaner.. LOL! lame. haha.
i kicked her pussy and she was send to the HOSPITAL for emergency operation.

2006-09-18T06:45:00.000-07:00

Lol. Starting to be a lamer. shit! i dont wanna look like that dik dick dicks, freaky freak freaks freaking RONALDmok!! but...since he cant crap in in blog anymore, i'ma try to continue... haha. freaky lames.. haha. welcome ppl to ask me to link them BUT. your blog must be LAME+LAME+LAME.
NO needa be a funny one.. but muz be lame lol. haha..
so boring right now. nothin to do sia.. okay. haha! lalala.
lets do it the (R-O-N-A-L-D)'s style. ppl that had read his blog confirm know one..!! haha..

today.18sep06

i was in class wantin to throw the bottle of HEALTHY SWIT DRINK in to the dustbin, but i missed and missed and missed. so i decide to do some soccer styles. i placed the empty bottle inbetween both my leg. and i did a 180 degree turning kick. den suddenli my fren's galfren come. den the bottle hit until her arm. here comes the funny part. she turned around. i was feeling very guilty back then. and i saw her mouth mumbling "CHAO". I was damn angry because i tout she wanna scold me badword(CCB). and i pulled her head and grabed one of the nearest chair to me. and begin to smack her head.den i pin her to the ground and begin smacking her head to the ground. She bleeded profusely. and i begin to pull her intestine, lungs out of her body and finally pull her head off. LOL.

In the end, the police came. they told me the truth and i realized that my fren de name is *** ***Chao! LOL. i mistook her. my heart began to sank like titanic as i saw my fren crying in the toilet. he at first wan to run to the boy's toilet one. butden he cant take it anymore. so he ran to the nearest gal's toilet and began to cry. i felt guity so i went in to confort him. I was tell him like this : "Chao. i noe how your feeling right now. i've lost one of my precious fren too. i noe it hurts alot. den i continued to tell him my story. Tears few up my eyes.i was enduring the pain in my heart. MY cute little pinny tuney ANT had just passed away the day before yesterday. As i continued, tears roll down my cheek. to be frank, i'm still thinking about my ant. thats why i noe how CHAO feels."

But i told him that he must continue living, his girlfren shall live in his heart for ever. as he heard this, he began to hug me tightly, not wanting to let go of me. i smell DEAD RAT over him. its the worst smell i ever smelled before. so eventually i asked him wad was that smell. Then, he took out a dead , decomposing rat out of his pocket. IT SMELLS. he Shouted at me, i could not take the shock, as he stuffed the DEAD RAT into my mouth.

I fainted. T_T

he was looking into a picture of him and his galfren. i can feel how his feeling at that time, that spot